shit-in-yer-cereal:

fagssmokingfags:

420 is on Easter Sunday

christ watches you masturbate

shit-in-yer-cereal:

fagssmokingfags:

420 is on Easter Sunday

christ watches you masturbate

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strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 
like at all

strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 

like at all

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So Acacia and I have decided that we are going to live in a cute little house together where we will raise our kids and have a huge garden.

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

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source: zzzartin 33 notes 4.19.2014 7:49 PM

wh0re-mouth:

noitsfabrayberry:

person: he’s so hot

lesbian: i don’t think he’s that attractive

person: yeah but you’re not sexually attracted to men

lesbian: i’m not sexually attracted to shoes either but i can still tell when i think a pair looks good

THANK YOU

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  • School: no shoulder-revealing shirts
  • Student: why?
  • School: you might ferociously anal fist each other in the hallway
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source: svvagy 113,456 notes 4.19.2014 7:48 PM

angelblaines:

The (not-so) subtle messages in Futurama are the best

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ponies-n-things:

disswasher:

"You’re so shy, you should open up more!"

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jESUS H FUCK

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source: tiolet 173,029 notes 4.19.2014 6:33 PM

rippeddad:

rippeddad:

grumpysalmon:

bigstupidbaby:

today someone told me they dont believe in the moon and i laughed for like 10 minutes but then i googled it and theres a lot of people who think that and now im not laughing. its all a fuckin lie man im not laughing at all.  

fuck the moon in my opinion. its shit

Good thing ripped shrek blew it up in that one anime

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Pretty sure everything that comes up when you google the subject is a scrubs reference.

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