dulect:

listen up you little bitch

dulect:

listen up you little bitch

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hermionejg:

221cbakerstreet:

justdunsparcethings:

REMEMBER THAT PART IN THE ODYSSEY WHEN ODYSEUS TOLD POLYTHEMUS THE CYCLOPS HIS NAME WAS NOBODY AND THEN HE STABBED HIM IN THE EYE WITH A GIANT STICK AND HE STARTED SCREAMING AND THE OTHER CYCLOPS YELLED FROM THEIR CAVES AND ASKED WHAT WAS GOING ON AND POLYTHEMUS SAID THAT NOBODY HAS HURT HIM AND THEY WERE LIKE WELL THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP

golden comedy

But for real.

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My lipstick matches my septum.

My lipstick matches my septum.

Anonymous asked, "Where do you work?"

At a tattoo shop

fidlarcali:

Pat the bunny. One of my heroes for many reasons

fidlarcali:

Pat the bunny. One of my heroes for many reasons

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high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

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We watch this movie a lot at work.

We watch this movie a lot at work.

justintheallan:

soycrates:

endreal:

avatar-addiction:

nicotineenema:

Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl 

shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg

shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in  a happy, friendly tone.

Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.  

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brb listening to the cure and writing in my diary about everything I hate

brb listening to the cure and writing in my diary about everything I hate

cattailsandcattales:

urbies:

Great moments in tv history

The best part is how the hand giving the cigarette doesn’t belong to anyone in the room—no one is wearing that shirt.

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starwars:

Now this is a podracing poster!

starwars:

Now this is a podracing poster!

reblogged from dieselfistpumps
source: starwars 994 notes 9.15.2014 3:12 PM
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laughterbynight:

nikoanesti:

Damn, is this one online anywhere? I hate not having HBO, first for Ricky Gervais, now for John Oliver.

Double burn! God I love him.

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Anonymous asked, "Fuck I wanna marry you but I don't want kids till I'm like 40 if that."

Well I don’t have kids or plan on having any anytime soon soooo