So I got my Halloween costume.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

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butimthevillain:

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

WHY WOULD YOU NOT REBLOG BOTH PARTS DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FIND THIS?!?!?!

butimthevillain:

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

WHY WOULD YOU NOT REBLOG BOTH PARTS DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FIND THIS?!?!?!

reblogged from foxthecrustysloth
bonerfart:

trueclit:

jesus didn’t die on the cross for this

how could you read this and still believe in god tho 

bonerfart:

trueclit:

jesus didn’t die on the cross for this

how could you read this and still believe in god tho 

reblogged from honey-death
laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

reblogged from honey-death

bonkalore:

anunchainedmelody:

unamusedsloth:

Some of them look majestic in the sun.

That pug looks like it’s about to break out into an opera on a stage tho

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reblogged from exodias-left-buttcheek
reblogged from devilshope
reblogged from tattooeddesperado

omgkitteh:

Thanks, James Franco.

reblogged from r0cknr0lla597
reblogged from katfuckingkolb

More people need to utilize the Masturbation Test

basedheisenberg:

Whenever you’re unsure about something in your love/sex life, it’s a good idea to clear out any unnecessary hormones influencing your decision making abilities.

-Thinking about getting back in contact with your ex?

Masturbation test.

-Not sure if you’re attracted to someone or just really horny?

Masturbation Test

-Thinking about signing up for a dating website?

Masturbation Test

Remember kids, when in doubt, jerk it out.

reblogged from spoopy-bby
reblogged from mathiswops
smitethepatriarchy:

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

smitethepatriarchy:

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

reblogged from juustbeeingmeeee
I love my job. Scaring small children all day is great.

I love my job. Scaring small children all day is great.